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He'd get his critically-needed jaw surgery free on the NHS, if the stupid fucker didn't want to privatise it!

"Dashing" Douglas "Dougie" Carswell is a prime example that you don't have to be a beautiful human being to join UKIP. On the contrary! Ugly fuckers like ol' Dougie here are the only people that are allowed to join! It's Election strategy 101: Have a party totally populated by horrendous looking creatures and you make the electorate feel both better about themselves, as well as gaining the sympathy vote! What a clever strategy!

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